Slasher Harry's Piratical Botanicals 85: Disguised Mate

Sir, the ship had no one on it, only potatoes! 'Twas, a masterful ruse and we nearly got away with it, if it wasn't for the admiral's pesky hobbit bosun who tried to boil, mash and put Andrews in a stew. Tricksy hobbits!

Slasher Harry's Piratical Botanicals 85: Disguised Mate