Slasher Harry's Piratical Botanicals 71: A Skyborn Plop Demon

Bogthwistle's guide to trebuchets and siege weaponry rate cauliflower as an effective anti-pirate munition. Raw or post-fresh are acceptable. Additions of hollandaise, bechamel, cheese or mac have multiplicative effects, much like water on a gremlin.

Slasher Harry's Piratical Botanicals 71: A Skyborn Plop Demon