Slasher Harry's Piratical Botanicals 65: A Lack of Gin

Sir, I desire a long gin fiz with a slice of lime, hold the long, fiz and gin. Also, go back in time and slap your great granddaddy protozoa in the primordial cocktail. You still get a tip though.

Slasher Harry's Piratical Botanicals 65: A Lack of Gin