My Favourite Monster Ep 13: Balrogs and Balors - The Apocalypto Pet

We probe the Demonic Balrog from Lord of the Rings and its counterpoint the Balor for people who need a pet that's a little on the wild side.

  • Does your Balrog have a pedigree?

  • Is your local city in need of terraforming?

  • Do you need more flaming whips and vorpral swords in your life?

  • Should you store your Balrog in your plumbing?

  • What is a Bogrog?

  • And what is our alignment and challenge rating?

Remember kids, Chaotic Evil is the fun evil.