We probe the Demonic Balrog from Lord of the Rings and its counterpoint the Balor for people who need a pet that's a little on the wild side.
Does your Balrog have a pedigree?
Is your local city in need of terraforming?
Do you need more flaming whips and vorpral swords in your life?
Should you store your Balrog in your plumbing?
What is a Bogrog?
And what is our alignment and challenge rating?
Remember kids, Chaotic Evil is the fun evil.