In this episode we consider for our pet: Imhotep the Mummy (A-Totally-Not-Lich-Honest), from the Mummy franchise of movies.
We explore his various uses from chafing grit to self composting. We explore what it means to be juicy in a box for three thousand years with nothing to do but think about schtupping(?) the pharaoh's wife and exercising your pelvic floor. We also consider the ten plagues of ancient Egypt (five of which are just "mummy") and one is Benny.
Also cat ears. Because every totally-not-lich needs cat ears.
(We are back to our weekly uploads, after a break in which we moved country during a pandemic... because we are insane :P)